Monday, February 15, 2010

Boy Do I Feel Better

Ron White once asked "Did you ever take a crap, and your pants fit better?" To which I can honestly respond: Hell yes! Damn near every day! Adding that to the fact that I just made about $6 to take a dump according to , I feel freaking great.

Edited link

Monday, February 8, 2010

Another Entertaining Blog

I spotted another blog out there with some funny shit. This guy takes it to a new level. Use caution: some of the material is somewhat, well....see for yourself.

All found at Obama Is A Clown

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Obama: Hypocrite S.O.B.!!!!

The hypocritical bastard! Let's see: Obammy and his liberal cronies have raped the tax paying public. Given billions of tax dollars away to companies that turn around and give MILLIONS in bonuses to the very sons of bitches that drove the companies into the ground and caused people to lose their life savings. They (congress, Obammy, and the rest of their ilk) flew spouses, children, etc to Copenhagen for the bullshit climate talks to discuss a solution for the totally NON-EXISTENT "Global Warming" , costing tax payers $$$ millions $$$ again. Bitch Pelosi gets to fly around far too often on Air Force jets living it up on our dime enjoying fine food and booz.
Yet the arrogant ass has the nerve to chastise us, the tax-payers, about how we need to be more judicial in our spending??

Up Yours Obama!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Global Warming My Ass

After working all day out in the cold yesterday I shoveled my driveway twice. 23 degrees and falling I just shoveled again. Calling for single digit temps now. Al Gore Can Kiss My Ass!


Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Mood Killer

Found some funny shit at another great site. Check it out

The Silverbacks - adult humor and fun

Great Pyramid I start at the top, or at the bottom?

The Bitch Pelosi

The old bitch is grinning like a cat shitting razor blades. I'm just not sure if it's because she's overwhelmed with joy at the global sized fucking the Dems are giving us, or if it's because the stick in her ass just shifted. What do you think?

Up Yours Pelosi!

Photo courtesy of my favorite news source The Drudge Report

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Shitty Job?

I can't speak for everyone, but it seems that most folks these days aren't too satisfied with their jobs (those of us fortunate enough to still have our jobs that is.) I know my job isn't nearly as satisfying as it once was. I think one big reason companies have taken to treating employees so shitty is due to the lack of jobs. It has definitely become an "employer's market." That's why I take great satisfaction in presenting you with a wonderful little item from the internet. The Poop Pay Calculator. That's right. Poop...This handy little site helps you figure exactly how much money you are making while you take a dump. I never hit the crapper without checking my watch now ;-) Enjoy:

Poop Pay

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year everyone. Hopefully the new year will bring more joy and less libtards like Obammy. I'll try to post some new shit soon.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Whew! After stuffing myself with turkey and all the fixins today I'm reminded of some other things I'm thankful for: indoor plumbing and toilet paper!