The Angry Patriot

Boy Do I Feel Better

2010-02-15T19:26:00.002-06:00

Ron White once asked "Did you ever take a crap, and your pants fit better?" To which I can honestly respond: Hell yes! Damn near every day! Adding that to the fact that I just made about $6 to take a dump according to www.workpoop.com , I feel freaking great.

Edited link

Another Entertaining Blog

2010-02-08T23:43:00.005-06:00

I spotted another blog out there with some funny shit. This guy takes it to a new level. Use caution: some of the material is somewhat, well....see for yourself.

All found at Obama Is A Clown

Obama: Hypocrite S.O.B.!!!!

2010-02-03T08:27:00.002-06:00

The hypocritical bastard! Let's see: Obammy and his liberal cronies have raped the tax paying public. Given billions of tax dollars away to companies that turn around and give MILLIONS in bonuses to the very sons of bitches that drove the companies into the ground and caused people to lose their life savings. They (congress, Obammy, and the rest of their ilk) flew spouses, children, etc to Copenhagen for the bullshit climate talks to discuss a solution for the totally NON-EXISTENT "Global Warming" , costing tax payers $$$ millions $$$ again. Bitch Pelosi gets to fly around far too often on Air Force jets living it up on our dime enjoying fine food and booz.
Yet the arrogant ass has the nerve to chastise us, the tax-payers, about how we need to be more judicial in our spending??

Up Yours Obama!

Global Warming My Ass

2010-01-30T17:12:00.000-06:00

After working all day out in the cold yesterday I shoveled my driveway twice. 23 degrees and falling I just shoveled again. Calling for single digit temps now. Al Gore Can Kiss My Ass!

And....UP YOURS OBAMA!

Mood Killer

2010-01-19T22:48:00.000-06:00

Found some funny shit at another great site. Check it out

The Silverbacks - adult humor and fun

Great Pyramid

2010-01-19T08:53:00.002-06:00

Hmm...do I start at the top, or at the bottom?

The Bitch Pelosi

2010-01-19T08:10:00.005-06:00

The old bitch is grinning like a cat shitting razor blades. I'm just not sure if it's because she's overwhelmed with joy at the global sized fucking the Dems are giving us, or if it's because the stick in her ass just shifted. What do you think?

Up Yours Pelosi!

Photo courtesy of my favorite news source The Drudge Report

Shitty Job?

2010-01-13T11:22:00.003-06:00

I can't speak for everyone, but it seems that most folks these days aren't too satisfied with their jobs (those of us fortunate enough to still have our jobs that is.) I know my job isn't nearly as satisfying as it once was. I think one big reason companies have taken to treating employees so shitty is due to the lack of jobs. It has definitely become an "employer's market." That's why I take great satisfaction in presenting you with a wonderful little item from the internet. The Poop Pay Calculator. That's right. Poop...This handy little site helps you figure exactly how much money you are making while you take a dump. I never hit the crapper without checking my watch now ;-) Enjoy:

Poop Pay

2009-12-31T18:14:00.001-06:00

Happy New Year everyone. Hopefully the new year will bring more joy and less libtards like Obammy. I'll try to post some new shit soon.

2009-11-26T21:01:00.001-06:00

Whew! After stuffing myself with turkey and all the fixins today I'm reminded of some other things I'm thankful for: indoor plumbing and toilet paper!

Obammy The Wimp

2009-11-23T23:09:00.002-06:00

Taken From S. Weasel

Ha Ha

2009-11-02T14:11:00.003-06:00

Guess we need a few of these posted around work now. You know who you are.....

Another Good Site

2009-10-25T15:04:00.001-05:00

Here are some real Patriots worthy of a look. We could use more like them.

http://oathkeepers.org

Megan Monday!

2009-10-12T11:51:00.002-05:00

Megan Monday!

2009-10-05T14:15:00.002-05:00

Megan Monday!

2009-09-28T22:10:00.004-05:00

We get a twofer today since I've been negligent in my hot babe posting duties. Enjoy. And remember to clean the monitor, ha-ha!

Megan Monday!

2009-09-07T16:08:00.002-05:00

Happy Labor Day

2009-09-07T15:50:00.001-05:00

Government Education

2009-09-02T20:56:00.004-05:00

Wow, so how did our education system end up so pitifully behind so much of the rest of the world you ask? Because our government is involved. Take a look the U.S. Dept. Of Educations very own website. Particularly the second paragraph in bold. For full image, see HERE

Up Yours Obama!

Megan (Not So Monday)

2009-09-01T05:26:00.002-05:00

Ok, so it ain't Monday, but this one's worth the wait.

Zombieland!

2009-08-29T17:41:00.005-05:00

Here's the Red Band "Restricted" trailer for Woody Harrelson's new Movie Zombieland. This is gonna be one cool fucking movie. Can't wait to see it! Enjoy!

Turkey Rap!

2009-08-28T22:05:00.001-05:00

This is some funny shit. Guy's gotta have some turkey blood in him.

Thanks to KM for the tip.

Megan (Missed Monday!)

2009-08-26T17:51:00.002-05:00

Damn it's been a crazy week! So crazy I missed Megan Monday! Sorry folks.

Knuckledraggin my life away: I'd hate to see the groom.....

2009-08-21T23:27:00.002-05:00

Knuckledraggin my life away: I'd hate to see the groom.....

And to go along with Wirecutter's post, here's some nice zombie reading:

Obama to raise 10-year deficit to $9 trillion

2009-08-21T21:03:00.003-05:00

Holy Shit Batman! This is seriously fucked! Obamessiah's 10 yr deficit projection is now at $9 Trillion fucking dollars! That's more than most people can even visualize. Fortunately, I found a handy site that helps demonstrate what large piles of money look like. It only goes up to $1 trillion though, so when you look at the final picture and see the tiny little guy (that's you the American tax payer by the way) just imagine that pile of cash being 9 times bigger! And then stick your finger in the air and give a great big hearty FUCK YOU to Obammy and the rest of his merry band of fuck wads!

Link: What Does A Trillion Dollars Look Like?

Up Yours Obama!

Obama's Socialist Health Care Anthem

2009-08-19T22:33:00.003-05:00

Found at Hillbilly White Trash

Up Yours Obama!

GE Bringing Socialism and other Bad Things to Life

2009-08-17T23:02:00.002-05:00

Easy fix. Stop watching NBC shows, and stop buying anything from GE. Hell, most GE stuff is shit these days anyway. Wasn't always that way though. Adding to that the fact that they have many contracts with those fucking Islam-Extremist camel jockeys in Iran and Syria, I'll NEVER buy anything else from GE.

Boxer Facing Tough Re-Election Odds

2009-08-17T21:35:00.004-05:00

More good news. The great land of Kalifornication: Boxer could face re-election fight of her career against Fiorina.

Throw that bitch out on her ass!!! There's hope for Cali!

Read more here

Obammy 's Progress On Climate Change?

2009-08-17T21:19:00.006-05:00

Ha Ha! this is great! Gov. Tim Pawlenty, R-Minnesota, says Obama is "making great progress on climate change, he is changing the political climate in the country back to Republican."

Pawlenty is also known for another funny jab at liberal media personality Chris Matthews: "The only thing growing faster than the federal deficit and debt is Chris Matthews' man crush on Obama."

That's good stuff! It's great to see people finally pulling the gloves off in dealing with these socialist pricks!

Up Yours Obama!

Megan Monday!

2009-08-17T07:45:00.004-05:00

Thank you Maxim!

2006 Pelosi "I'm A Fan Of Disruptors"

2009-08-14T12:13:00.007-05:00

So to recap, if you're a liberal prostesting anything other than their socialistic policies, you are "very American, and very Important." But protesting the crazy left- wing policies is "unamerican, racist, dangerous, etc."

Fount on Breitbart

Obammy's Support Continues Decline

2009-08-11T23:23:00.002-05:00

Check out the post here:

Sick of the Status Quo: Dear God, that was fast

And to help you should you choose to follow da-truth's advice:

How To Contact Your Representative

Camera?Check.Blonde?Check.Dog Shit? WTF!

2009-08-11T16:26:00.002-05:00

Found At: Small Bits & Pieces

Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders

2009-08-10T23:16:00.003-05:00

Bikini babes shaking their asses to some Johnny Cash music. What more could I ask for?

Thanks to KM for the tip.

Megan Monday!

2009-08-10T17:48:00.002-05:00

Ugh...

2009-08-09T01:09:00.005-05:00

I haven't had much time to post this weekend due to traveling for training all weekend. But the news of the Supreme Court confirmation spurred me into staying up long enough to make one comment.

So, little Barry Obammy's Soda Mayor got confirmed. Great. I'm sure we can expect plenty more of the same from her in the coming years: extreme liberalism, extreme racial bias/prejudice, etc. This bitch is another clear example of Obammy's critically flawed judgment. Sad thing now with her new position, there's no one to overturn her shitty decisions like there has been in the past. Just great.

Up Yours Obama!

Bob Basso

2009-08-06T16:42:00.011-05:00

This is awesome! Bob Basso portrays a modern day Thomas Paine (author of "Common Sense")It's over 6 minutes long, but well worth watching.

Up Yours Obama!

Busey Family

2009-08-06T00:07:00.000-05:00

From funktards

Stupid People?

2009-08-05T23:34:00.002-05:00

Yep, this pretty much sums congress up.

And this goes right with it.

Up Yours Obama!

Obamacare: Up Your Ass

2009-08-05T23:27:00.003-05:00

Saw this on Wirecutter's Site and had to share. Too damn funny! (Would be even funnier if it wasn't true.)

Up Yours Obama!

Boxer: Protesters Too Well Dressed To Be Sincere

2009-08-05T22:54:00.005-05:00

From hotair.com :

Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) appeared on Hardball last night in support of the Left’s attempt to discredit the people showing up to townhalls in protest of ObamaCare. Boxer says she can tell that they’re fakes, because they’re too well dressed.

Full story and video here: Hotair

Did you catch that folks? This crazy liberal bitch thinks if you're dressed nice, you can't really be upset about the fucking we're getting from the government. Obviously she feels this way because to her thinking, if you can still dress nicely, the government hasn't fucked you enough yet to make you protest.

Up Yours Obama!

And here's a extra special, extra large UP YOURS SEN. BOXER!!!!

Great Hotel

2009-08-04T09:13:00.002-05:00

Wonder what they charge....

Hot Stuff: Girls & Guns!

2009-08-04T08:54:00.003-05:00

Thanks to KM for the tip

Prostitutes Better Than Officials In China

2009-08-04T05:18:00.003-05:00

Prostitutes are considered more trustworthy in China than government officials and scientists, a recent survey of more than 3,000 respondents showed.

More at Breitbart

No surprise there. I would imagine a survey in the U.S. would return very similar results these days. I know I'd trust a $2 crack whore more than I trust Obammy, Pelosi, Reid, and the rest of the democrap half-wits in D.C.

Up Yours Obama!

Birds Of A Feather

2009-08-03T21:26:00.003-05:00

Up Yours Obama!

Megan Monday!

2009-08-03T21:14:00.003-05:00

Sick of the Status Quo: DO NOT GO TO THE CASH FOR CLUNKERS WEBSITE

2009-08-03T01:41:00.002-05:00

This is unbelievable folks. You've got to check this out.

Sick of the Status Quo: DO NOT GO TO THE CASH FOR CLUNKERS WEBSITE

Up Yours Obama!

Venezuela Shutting Down Radio Stations

2009-08-01T20:12:00.003-05:00

CARACAS, Aug 1 (Reuters) - More than a dozen of 34 radio stations ordered shut by the Venezuelan government went off the air on Saturday, part of President Hugo Chavez's drive to extend his socialist revolution to the media.

Link

I bet Obammy is kneeling to worship Chavez' latest display of socialist, commy bullshit. Before long, this will be happening here to people like Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Fox News, etc if Obammy, Bella Pelosi others of their ilk get their way.

Up Yours Obama!

For Wirecutter

2009-07-29T00:28:00.002-05:00

Transformers 2

2009-07-28T02:58:00.002-05:00

Just got back from the theater. Went to see Transformers 2. Why would a grown man go see Transformers 2 you ask??? Because the totally delicious, mega hot Megan Fox is in it, that's why!

Obama Throws First Pitch (sort of)

2009-07-27T00:23:00.003-05:00

Such a limp-wristed, candy-ass throw, even Michael Jackson would tell him to "man up, bitch!"

Up Yours Obama!

Megan Monday!

2009-07-27T00:07:00.001-05:00

Familiar?

2009-07-26T09:03:00.003-05:00

To the guys from work....does this remind you of anyone?

Ann Coulter

2009-07-24T21:07:00.004-05:00

God bless her. She may not be a supermodel, but she's got guts, a decent body, knows how to shoot, and by God she hates liberals. That all adds up to giving me a woody!

Her latest blog post is great too: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND CALL ME WHEN YOUR CANCER IS STAGE 4"

From WWW.ANNCOULTER.COM

Up Yours Obama!

Officer Who Arrested Gates Teaches Diversity Class

2009-07-23T23:39:00.002-05:00

Well, well, well, isn't this interesting. By now everyone has surely heard the story of one of Obammys chums being arrested. Case of mistaken identity and all. but naturally the race card was immediately thrown, and Obammy joined in in yapping about "racial profiling" and such. Even pretty much calling the officer stupid. No surprise in all that, huh? but here's an update: the arresting officer has taught a diversity class at the police academy for the last 5 years! Not only that, he was hand picked for the job by the former commissioner who also happened to be black.

So....how are Obammy and the rest of the liberal pricks going to paint this now??

Story Here

Up Yours Obama!

Way To Go Palin!

2009-07-23T23:21:00.005-05:00

Palin to feds: Alaska is sovereign state
Constitutional rights reasserted in growing resistance to Washington

I'm so damn proud of her for this. A great way to wrap things up as she leaves her post. She signed HJR 27, following numerous other states in telling Washington to fuck off! About damn time!

The resolution states:
"Be it resolved that the Alaska State Legislature hereby claims sovereignty for the state under the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States over all powers not otherwise enumerated and granted to the federal government by the Constitution of the United States.

Be it further resolved that this resolution serves as Notice and Demand to the federal government to cease and desist, effective immediately, mandates that are beyond the scope of these constitutionally delegated powers."

Hell yeah!

For more reading on the 10th Amendment, and other actions like the above, check out Tenth Amendment Center

Up Yours Obama!

I'm Back!

2009-07-23T23:16:00.003-05:00

Had a great time. I'm usually kind of a homebody. But this time I can honestly say it sucks to be home. I enjoyed a few days without reading/watching/hearing national news and it was a nice break. Now I'm home to the crappy job, the nagging wife, and the daily intake of shitty news. Looks like Obammy is still on course to destroy America too.

Up Yours Obama!

Megan Monday

2009-07-20T01:54:00.001-05:00

Away For A Bit

2009-07-16T23:08:00.000-05:00

I've got to head out for a few days and have a lot of miles to cover in short time, so I won't be posting as much. Rest assured I will post as soon as possible. Thanks to everyone that checks this blog!

See you soon
Angry Patriot

A Must See Video

2009-07-15T23:35:00.001-05:00

Thanks to Minuteman at http://freedoms-fight.blogspot.com/

Up Yours Obama!

Thanks For Helping Raise Firearms Sales Obama!

2009-07-15T17:28:00.003-05:00

Gun Sales Soar Amid Fears Of Obama Weapons Ban

Up Yours Obama!

What The Fuck?!!!? Government Realty

2009-07-14T21:26:00.005-05:00

Now Obammy is thinking about taking peoples homes! Says he wants to help folks that are behind on their mortgage payments by taking over their homes, and then letting them rent from the government! The actual wording here is "...delinquent homeowners would surrender ownership of their homes but would continue to live in the property for several years..." Notice the "several years" part? This fucker is starting to sound like a damn payday loan store infomercial!

The bastard is remaking our nation into a copy of the former Soviet Block. Damn son of a bitch.

Story

Up Yours Obama!

Martin Luther King: Republican?

2009-07-14T21:15:00.004-05:00

Ha Ha!! This is great shit! This billboard is up in Houston claiming King was a Republican. The "black activists" are pissed! "Martin Luther King may have very well believed in some of the Christian principles of the Republican Party, but Dr. Martin Luther King was not a Republican or a Democrat," said Quanell X, who heads the New Black Panther Party in Houston. Yeah, that figures..

Story

Up Yours Obama!

Cheers!

2009-07-13T14:48:00.003-05:00

Megan Monday

2009-07-13T12:47:00.002-05:00

Last night I posted a pic of the sweet Megan Fox. I just couldn't wait. But I think from now on we'll have Megan Mondays. I think we, the blue collar Americans, deserve it as we begin our work week.
Enjoy!

Up Yours Obama!

Huge Tax Increase

2009-07-13T12:19:00.005-05:00

Here it is folks. The true reality of massive government finally crawls out from under the rock. All the morons that voted for Obammy believing he could really deliver all the socialized programs without a huge tax increase Now Hear This: Announced late Friday afternoon (naturally it was late) "House Democrats Will Seek Massive $540 Billion Tax Increase."

Can you feel that you Obamafiles? You will....
By the way, I've noticed there aren't near as many Obama/Hope/Change bumper stickers and other "O" shit around as there was not long ago. Wonder why that is?

Tax Increase

Up Yours Obama!

Yum

2009-07-12T21:43:00.003-05:00

Don't know what it is, but I just can't get enough Megan Fox.

Pissed Yet?

2009-07-12T21:35:00.004-05:00

How much longer will Obammy piss on America before enough people get pissed off to rise up and do something about it?

Up Yours Obama!

Difference Between Obama & Osama

2009-07-12T21:31:00.003-05:00

Up Yours Obama!

Had To Post This Picture

2009-07-12T21:26:00.003-05:00

Up Yours Obama!

Bush To Be Investigated?

2009-07-12T21:05:00.004-05:00

What a load of shit. Attorney General Eric Holder "may push forward with a criminal investigation into the Bush administration's harsh interrogation practices used on suspected terrorists." It's notable that WH Press is quick to point out this is "Contrary to White House wishes". yeah right. Which bastard works for which bastard here? If this was contrary to Obammy's wishes, it wouldn't be happening. All I can say is they'd better tread damned carefully considering the Obamessiah's Constitution skirting ways. They shall reap what the sew. What really gets me is that the liberal pukes are more damned concerned with a terrorist feelings and treatment than they are with American lives. The hell with all of them I say. The only good terrorist is a dead one, and preferably dead by our doing. So just to be clear, they (the terrorist) can make videos cutting off the heads of Americans, blow up buildings, trains, buses etc full of women and children, but God forbid we use any persuasive techniques on them that can produce life saving information. Good God liberals suck!

Up Yours Obama!

Wacko-Jacko

2009-07-09T22:52:00.001-05:00

Is it just me, or is anyone else sick of the 24 hour, all day, Michael Jackoff Jackson news coverage? For God's sake, bury the fuckin' perv and shut up about it!

Up Yours Obama!

Knuckledraggin my life away: From Curtis Lowe

2009-07-09T22:43:00.000-05:00

Knuckledraggin my life away: From Curtis Lowe

Here We Go Again! AIG Bonuses

2009-07-09T22:21:00.004-05:00

Here we go again. AIG is poised to hand out millions of tax dollars in the form of bonuses to top level execs. There is literally no shame anymore. The government and big corporations continue to bend the taxpayer over and shove a huge one in our ass daily, and smile the whole time. "Hope", "Change", Give me a fucking break.

This is "Change"??

Up Yours Obama!

Busted!

2009-07-09T22:12:00.009-05:00

Looks like Obammy got his stimulus. And Sarkozy certainly looks amused. I'll bet Mrs. Obammy is real impressed too. Barry, you're a real douche bag.
Damn, upon second look....is that Chelsea??? Ugh.
Up Yours Obama!

photo from reuters

Liberal Viewpoint

2009-07-09T05:43:00.003-05:00

Up Yours Obama!

Liberal Jokes

2009-07-09T05:22:00.003-05:00

Q: Why is it so hard for Liberals to make eye contact?
A: Obama’s ass doesn’t have eyes.

Q: Your in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, and Nancy Pelosi and you only have 2 bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot Pelosi twice

Q: How do you spot a group of liberals?
A: They're the ones burning the Constitution.

Up Yours Obama!

Peace?

2009-07-09T02:54:00.003-05:00

This kind of shit just makes me sick. Here we are, barely 5 days past Independence Day, and here is one of "The Messiah's" spawn walking about in a "Peace" shirt. I mean, here all our servicemen over in the big litter box putting their lives on the line day in and day out to offer freedom to a bunch of bastards that would rather cut your head off than say thank you, and these GIs have to see this shit on the news. Obammy should be ashamed. As a taxpayer, I'm appalled to know my tax dollars undoubtedly paid for that shirt.

Up Yours Obama!

Knuckledraggin my life away: You said it, Gonzo!

2009-07-09T01:10:00.000-05:00

Knuckledraggin my life away: You said it, Gonzo!

Liberals In Action

2009-07-09T00:17:00.005-05:00

So this is what goes on in Washington these days. God, I just threw up in my mouth a little. As if it's not disgusting enough having to look at Bela Pelosi and Wormy Reid. Now we have to see them slobber on each other too! It's just too much.

Up Yours Obama!

Obama Approval Rating Continues Falling

2009-07-09T00:05:00.003-05:00

What else would one expect from an immoral, lying, anti-American douche bag?

Rasmussen Presidential Approval Index

Up yours Obama

Under Construction

2009-07-08T01:55:00.000-05:00

Thanks for stopping by. New posts coming soon!

And remember, freedom from oppression is your right!